Sunday, September 5, 2010

Things I want to say but I have too much of a heart to say them t whom they are directed!

  • I'm losing weight...you're still losing your mind.
  • Have ya thought recently that you are just a self righteous bitch who projects her worst features on to everyone else?
  • I'm ready, I'm not ready, I'm ready, I'm not ready, Fuck it...
  • I miss you
  • I'm gonna miss you
  • Just let me be me...quit trying to make me into what you hope i will be.
  • I'm not good at this.
  • Why does it always have to be the same? I feel like Bill Murray in ground hog day or someone reading from a script. Change it up a bit.
  • Why don't you just tell me the truth? I already know. You know I know. Why not just tell me?
  • Some days I'm just not so sure.
  • Is it that hard? Are you really stupid? Or just that fucking lazy? Its not rocket science.

These are just a few thoughts that roll around in my head. No I won't tell you who its about and no I won't tell you if its you. If it sits with you then its you.

A Fantasy Football Rookie.......All Over Again.

So I've been playing fantasy football for years. This year is different, normally I have played for bragging rights, this year...... Money... 70% of the pot on the line...20% to second place. 10% to the one with most points...so I go into the draft. Its one of them real live drafts 12 owners in the same room with a draft board. My first like this..I'm the rook coming in my first season with any of them.

First round was QB heavy something in which I had read everywhere was a bad choice...QB's flew off the board...by the end all the Running Back choices i wanted were all gone...by the luck of the draw I got the 12th pick...(and the 13th pick on the snake back...btw the pick out of the hat the draw before was the number one pick....which i really didnt want.)...So with the 12th pick I select the best receiver in the draft and then with the 13th i take in my opinion the second best receiver Now apparently no one has ever done this. I got some weird looks some whispers behind my back like I was crazy, but QB's are scored at only 4pts a TD and 1 pt every 25 yds with a bonus of 3 pts at 300yds. WR's 1 pt per 10yds 3 pts at 125yds and 6 pts for a TD. So here I am sitting with Andre Johnson and Brandon Marshall. All the running backs I wanted here gone and the next tier i had on my list was still there. So what did I have to lose?

Round three and four are coming up my next picks...Who do I take..I could take a QB here but most everyone has a starter and there is no need really...The QB I am eye-balling may be a reach so i elect to take my second tier running backs who i believe will compliment me well...I take Shonn Greene of the NY Jets and LeSean McCoy of the Philadelphia Eagles on the snake back around. Again weird looks a few comments and some whispers. Most feel LeSean McCoy being in a Andy Reid offense wont produce...I say, "Please let me introduce you to the next Ray Rice". He will get his 75-100yds rushing and catch about 50-75yds out of the backfield...and grab me a few TD's. Others think for some reason LT being a Jet means Shonn Greene wont be a viable option....He will get me 100yds a game with a TD or two. These RB's were first round picks in almost every mock draft from experts I looke dat so to get them in 3rd and 4th round feels like a steal to me.

Round fifth and Sixth are interesting rounds. This is where I grab my TE and my QB (As I call it my old-timer picks) to round out my starting roster...I select in the fifth my TE, Tony Gonzalez. Yeah I know I read the TE's were deep this year but by this time everyone had started grabbing TE's also...So Gonzalez seemed like a do-able pick. Then my QB...He may be number 4 on the jersey but hes number 1 in my heart...Brett Favre. I felt like I had been laughed out the room...the vikings preseason game was on Brett had thrown two interceptions already, but I was determined he was gonna be my guy. To round off my starters I grabbed The 49ers Defense and Nate Kaeding as a kicker in the coming rounds.

So the person I play the first week, was the most vocal about my team. My belief the more he talked the better my team was. There always has to be that one person to talk down the new guy. So I'm gonna post my team and his team. Let me know what you think....Leave me some info.

As an after thought...writing his players out made me wonder wtf is he thinking with Gresham and Nicks. I think Heap and Wallace are the better options for him. Ryan Matthews is going to be a beast, but Joseph Addai is not....I have me winning this game by a good margain if my running backs come through for em and Favre plays smart against the saints.


All Ur TDs Blng To Me (My Team)

QB Brett Favre
WR Andre Johnson
WR Brandon Marshall
RB Shonn Greene
RB LeSean McCoy
TE Tony Gonzalez
K Nate Kaeding
Defense = 49ers


Bench
QB Kyle Orton
RB Ahmad Bradshaw
WR Percy Harvin
TE Dustin keller
K Ryan Longwell
Def Panthers

His Team:
QB Peyton Manning
WR Chad Ochocinco
WR Hakeem Nicks
RB Ryan Matthews
RB Joseph Addai
TE Jermaine Gresham
K Matt Bryant
Defense - Jets

Bench
QB Jay Cutler
RB Clinton Portis
WR Mike Wallace
TE Todd Heap
K Jeff Reed
Def Redskins

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Team Sports.....

So which team are you playing for? What position are you playing? What do I mean by all of this? Politics! The ultimate team sport. The big game comes around every four years with a few smaller games played in between. So who do you play for? Democrats? Republicans? Libertarians? Green Party? We all have a team, whether you like it or not you have a team. Even so called independents choose sides and have a tendency to lean more one way than the other and in cases cases a lot more . Sometimes to the point that you can't even really tell they don't have a team.

So here is the question I ask of you, how do you choose your team? Is it really based on our morals? Whats good for the rest of the country? What's best for us personally? Do you base it on what team you grew up "cheering for" as your parents diligently voted for their respective squads? Do you base it on what mainstream media tells us, whether it be ultra right wing Fox, ultra left wing MSNBC, or the buffet table of all CNN? Print news? Bloggers? candidates themselves, who by the way have been lying to get their votes since dare I say our founding fathers. Do you vote based on how much money they have? How many houses they have?What their sex is? Their sexual orientation? Their religion? Their race? If you answered yes to any of those questions other than the first two (yourself, family, or country), then save gas and don't go vote. Not only will your carbon footprint be smaller, but so to will your idiot footprint.

I remember sitting in a classroom four years ago with Amy, my roomate at the time, listening to the ditziest girls talk about John Kerry. They could only tell you though to vote for him. They couldn't tell you the reasons to vote for him, what he stood for, or anything the man had done previous to running for president. What could they tell you though? He was better than Bush? No matter your personal opinion if you can not seperate whats wrong with one candidate fromt he other, again keep your idiot footprint small by not voting. Yes you have every right to vote, it's in the constitution, but how can you honestly feel good about doing your "civic duty" if you have no clue as to whats going on. It would be like me going in and judging ice skating, yes I knowwhat a triple toe loop is, but could i distinguish it from a double toe loop enough to make a concious decision on scoring the winter olympics? Nah, but what the hell I'll do it anyway! I'm american so I'm sure the American skaters are doing just a fine job and even though they have fallen, I believe they are still doing an excellent job. I know some of you won't get the analogy of team sports, and again smaller carbon footprint, smaller idiot footprint, for the love of god, please.

So why am I writing this? I have seen way too many people, heard to many people, and witnessing too many people, being idiots over this political stuff and its just team sports related.
Without getting into a much deeper rant about, how impeechments are stupid, by the way when was the last time we had a President in office that someone didn't want to impeech? Check the person you support see how they stretch the truth for your votes. They all do, from the smallest to the largest politicians. It's their job. The one lesson I have learned over the last four years is voting for the lesser of two evils, is still voting for evil.

Wanna check facts? Look here http://www.factcheck.org/ and dont be a douche and just look at what your opposing party has messed up on. Take some initiative and look up where you candidate has fucked up. If not your destined to leave an idiot footprint for the next four years.